takethisbrother:

You never appreciate how much of a skill writing well is until you have to edit things written by someone who can’t.

(via thats-what-sara-said)

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(via fake-mermaid)

cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

(Source: qothqueen, via fake-mermaid)

Posted 5 hours ago (originally qothqueen) + 404,753 notes

yin2yang:

axmxz:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

HAH!!!! HA!!!! HAH!!!

(via monkeysaysficus)

Posted 5 hours ago (originally nowyoukno) + 30,726 notes

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edwardspoonhands:

Most of the people following me on Twitter thought I was having some kind of mental break.

uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

(Source: guystud, via fake-mermaid)

Posted 6 hours ago (originally guystud) + 282,840 notes

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Posted 9 hours ago (originally kpetrova) + 26,044 notes

lol-post:

Are you playing with yourself?

(via est-disponible)

Posted 12 hours ago (originally lol-post) + 20,674 notes

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(via fake-mermaid)

americandreambarbie:

FRIENDLY REMINDER that walking on grass is the same as physically assaulting a human being!!! :) grass is a plant and therefore has life and feelings and should be treated with dignity and respect!!! :) also it is an EXTREME personal and cultural slight to those who identify as grasskin or other plantkin!!! if i ever see one of you in person and you’re walking on grass you will be unfollowed blocked and deleted from the internet!!! :) uwu :)))

(via crrocs)

1960’s Maybelline Makeup Tutorial

(Source: filmsploitation, via est-disponible)

brothasoul:

what the fuck ash

(Source: rewatchingpokemon, via est-disponible)

MBTI in High School

sillymbti:

ESTP: Jock.

ESFP: Drama queen.

ISFP: Drama kid.

ISTJ: Prep.

ISFJ: Perfect child.

ESTJ: Class president.

ENTJ: Student body president (and secret debate team weirdo).

ENFJ: President of a do-gooder club.

ENFP: That person who is always trying to get people to join said club.

INFJ: Band geek.

ISTP: Punk.

INFP: That person who spends breaks and lunch periods reading.

ESFJ: That person who asks the INFP if they’re depressed and need friends.

INTP: The nerd.

INTJ: The nerd who runs a homework business.

ENTP: The sexy nerd.

(via fabraes)

Posted 12 hours ago (originally sillymbti) + 2,664 notes